Way 4 Long Life
Man To Dr.: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr.: Get Married... Man: Will it Help? Dr.: NO! But thought of long life will never come 2 ur Mind 4 ever.
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. ************ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ************ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ************ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake." ************ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ************ I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. ************ My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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